I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.

-- Jenny Slate (x)

http://laurbear1990.tumblr.com/post/100638768984/i-dont-think-men-have-time-to-be-funny-because
Style (Clip)
1989
Taylor Swift

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

readmore-worryless:

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" carry around the longest book i’ve ever read in order to establish my position as the alpha scholar

*slams Ulysses on a table* You can’t HANDLE this.

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/private_194056020?93254088412
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
http://yo-soy-gay.tumblr.com/post/93022056299/wifi-connected-me-then-fucking-act-like-it
http://d-deslocando.tumblr.com/post/44959939441

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

http://gifak-net.tumblr.com/post/90553425054/video
  1. Go to a party and stay sober. Listen to the way your drunk classmates talk when they don’t plan to remember tonight when they wake up. Never talk about these experiences, just keep them for yourself.
  2. Start driving in one direction on the highway after school one day, pretending like you’re running away. Blast bad pop music and sing along. Stop in the suburbs when your mom calls you to come home, but buy your little brother a cupcake before you turn back around.
  3. Kiss your best friend. It doesn’t matter what sexuality or gender you are or they are. It doesn’t matter if it’s a peck or you escalate to tongue. You’ll laugh about it later, but it will always make you smile just for the memory.
  4. Smoke a cigarette. Let it burn your throat. Cough, loudly.
  5. Take a stand for something you believe in. When half your school laughs at you, take it with pride. Someone agrees, even if they’re too scared to say so.
  6. Make enemies. Make the kind of mistakes that cause your life to implode. Lose everyone and everything to these mistakes. Only when you fall will you find out that you can pick yourself back up.
  7. Sit on someone’s roof and talk for hours. Forget about dinner and tell your origin stories. Let your guard down while the dog barks below. Talk about god. Listen.
  8. Steal Bourbon from your parents’ liquor cabinet and put it in a water bottle beneath your bathroom sink. Spike your tea with it when you think you’ve hit rock bottom. Pour the whole thing down the drain when it’s too strong for you.
  9. Become a stereotype. Buy a record player and combat boots. Wear all black. Dye your hair bright blue and get your ear pierced three times. Don’t care when people laugh at you.
  10. Make wishes at 11:11. Wear your pajamas backwards in the hopes of a snow day. Look for answers at the bottom of a bottle. Pretend writing things on your arms makes you special. Believe in anything. Believe in everything. Open every book and look around every corner. You’ll never look like this or move like this or think like this again. Enjoy it while it lasts or hate every second. But feel. Feel every damn thing.

-- (via judisaidwhat)

http://absurdology.tumblr.com/post/79235761182/1-go-to-a-party-and-stay-sober-listen-to-the-way

Interviewer: Who is the most attractive in the cast?

http://loganlerman.tumblr.com/post/100537033828/interviewer-who-is-the-most-attractive-in-the

emegustart:

guys i ship this so hard

http://emegustart.tumblr.com/post/100519038982
http://central-city-texts.tumblr.com/post/100587840564

Robbing a bank - beat that for a date

http://pondragon.tumblr.com/post/98053860110/robbing-a-bank-beat-that-for-a-date

lexlifts:

lesbianwicce:

during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.

birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.

anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.

what a sad reflection on our society.

wow

http://lesbianwicce.tumblr.com/post/79731623859/during-the-witch-burning-times-midwives-were

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

image

Canada’s time to shine has come
http://giraffepoliceforce.tumblr.com/post/74763926706