disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

http://disgustinghuman.tumblr.com/post/51882803797

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

http://impalaorbust.tumblr.com/post/93805463916/she-wears-short-skirts-i-am-groot-shes-cheer
Sometimes you end up never speaking to someone who meant the world to you again. And that’s okay. You cope and you survive. Don’t let your losses keep you back from new gains.

-- I wish someone had told me this when I was hurting, y.g. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

http://imtiredofbeingsosad.tumblr.com/post/88987019881/sometimes-you-end-up-never-speaking-to-someone
http://emstonesdaily.tumblr.com/post/94755900023

gonedemonhunting:

I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them. 
We are all Ikea.

http://burymewithcomics.tumblr.com/post/65941838810/i-have-a-theory-that-nobody-actually-works-in

sentence-enhancers:

Physical appearance:

I have blond hair.
My current hair color is not my natural hair color.
I have curly hair. (it’s wavy but i curl it whaaatever)
I have green eyes.
I have red hair.
I have natural highlights.
I am black.
I have lots of freckles.
My nails are usually painted.
I wear a lot of eye make-up.
I have bangs.
I have short hair.
I wear a lot of pink.

Belongings:

I own a hair straightener.
I have my own car.
I have posters on my walls.
I have a pet.
I own a pair of roller skates or blades.
I have lots of bobby pins.
I own at least four bottles of perfume.
I have a lot of jewelry I never wear.
I own at least 5 pairs of jeans.
I own Converse.
I own a pair of high heels.
I own a leather jacket.

Family:

I have a step-relative.
I am adopted. 
My biological parents are married to each other.
I am an only child.
At least one of my great-grandparents is still alive.
All of my grandparents are still alive.
I am related to someone famous. 
I have a sibling who is in college.
I am a twin or a triplet.
I have a sibling who is married.
I have a sibling who is less than five years old.
I have more than one sibling. 
I see my cousins often.

Relationship:

I am married.
I am engaged. 
I have been proposed to.
I have never been in a serious relationship.
I have been asked out on a date. 
I have been cheated on.
I am asexual.
I want to get married someday. 
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I have made out with someone against a wall.

Health:

I am lactose intolerant.
I have a food allergy.
Someone in my family has died of cancer.
I have had surgery.
I have scoliosis.
I take/took anti-depressants.
I have attempted suicide.
I have been in the hospital in the past year.
I have broken a bone.
I have had strep throat.
I don’t drink enough water.
I exercise for more than 10 hours a week.
I wear glasses and/or contacts.

Friendship:

I have a best friend. 
I am friends with a pair of twins.
I am close friends with at least one of my neighbors.
I have at least one friend who lives in a different country.

Experiences:

I have had a near-death experience.
The police have been summoned to my house.
I have been nearly run over by some sort of large vehicle.
I have been snorkeling.
I have been to at least 2 weddings.
I have been to at least 2 funerals.
I have been to an overnight summer camp.
I have been on a train.
I have lived in a different country.
I have spent the night in a motel.
I have written a novel.
I have been zip-lining.
I have been to a wedding or funeral outside of my home country.
I have failed a class.
I have cut class.
I have gotten a speeding ticket.
I have gotten a parking ticket.
I have been in a car crash.
I have been sent to the principal’s office.
I have been arrested.
I have been drunk.
I have taken a ballet class.
I have driven a car.
I have been on an upside-down roller coaster.
I have gone to school or work after a sleepless night.
I have flown in a hot-air balloon.
I have spent more than 48 hours without sleep.
I have been in a talent show.
I have read Sherlock Holmes.
I have read all of the Harry Potter books.
I have seen all of the Harry Potter movies.
I saw the last Harry Potter movie in theaters.
I have thrown up on a plane.
I have worn my pajamas out in public.
I have worn my hair in a fishtail braid.
I have never been trick-or-treating.
I have posted a video on YouTube.
I have seen an episode of Supernatural.
I have worn colored contacts before.
I have tried out for a sports team.
I have auditioned for a play. 
I have been in a school play.
I have had a main role in a school play

Personal:

I have a job.
I am afraid of heights.
I am not religious.
I live in an apartment.
I am extremely familiar with jet lag.
I want to change my name.
My first name ends with the letter “A.”
I don’t get nervous before making a presentation.
I have more than one citizenship.
I was born in a city.
I run a video blog.
I know what I want to do with my life. 
I am insecure about my voice.
I worry a lot about my future.

Education:

I am a student.
I go to a private school.
I have my Master’s degree.
I have taken a college-level class while in high school.
I have graduated from high school. 

Travel:

I have been to a third-world country.
I have been to the Carribean.
I have been to Boston.
I have visited a college.
I have been to Florida.
I have been to New York City.
I have visited another country.
I have been to Egypt.

Skills:

I am fluent in more than one language.
I have read a book in another language.
I can braid hair.
I can do a cartwheel.
I can do a handstand underwater.

Interests:

I play Skyrim.
I play Minecraft.
I like country music.
I like to read fanfiction.
I watch Doctor Who.
I enjoy hiking.
I run track.
I like cooking shows.
I like chick flicks.
I love poetry.
I have written a song.
I am interested in cinematography.

Likes and Dislikes:

I like lobster.
I like strawberries.
I hate making my bed.
I enjoy science fiction.
I like roller coasters.
I like watermelon.
I like going back-to-school shopping.

Habits:

I go to the movies at least once a month.
I continuously bite my nails.
I have a habit of biting my lip.
I tap my foot when I’m nervous.
I have a paper calendar on my wall.
I often have to replace my earbuds.

http://sentence-enhancers.tumblr.com/post/85786795022/physical-appearance-i-have-blond-hair-my

I'm not gonna break for you, I'm not gonna pray for you, I'm not gonna pay for you, that's not what ladies do.

http://gayfaith.tumblr.com/post/91900398913/im-not-gonna-break-for-you-im-not-gonna-pray
http://vanessayves.tumblr.com/post/89122925144

pittsburgh penguins meme
[2/5] interviews
→ beau bennett (november 20, 2013) (x)

http://letangs.tumblr.com/post/95864329540/pittsburgh-penguins-meme-2-5-interviews-beau

the nhl regular season begins october 8th.

http://theyslayedthedragon.tumblr.com/post/95856984747/the-nhl-regular-season-begins-october-8th
http://squidwurd.tumblr.com/post/93810780550

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

http://maliciousmelons.tumblr.com/post/95336109923/my-anaconda-dont-want-none-unless-you-got-funds
http://let-it-be-infinite.tumblr.com/post/90686095713
There was romance in the unknown, but once a place had been discovered and cataloged and mapped, it was diminished, just another dusty fact in a book, sapped of mystery. So maybe it was better to leave a few spots on the map blank. To let the world keep a little of its magic, rather than forcing it to divulge every last secret. Maybe it was better, now and then, to wonder.

-- Ransom Riggs, Hollow City (via quoted-books)

http://quoted-books.tumblr.com/post/95849803836/there-was-romance-in-the-unknown-but-once-a-place